I just sit here sometimes like
sexism is still a thing
the fact that sexism was ever a thing
it’s beyond me
a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY
and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’
i don’t get how that happens
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
at least they brought pizza
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts